Recipe: “Venge”-ful Guacamole

Fat Cat Scorpion Pepper GuacamoleFrom the instant we created our award-winning “Chairman Meow’s Revenge” sauce, we knew it would be a perfect (or as we say around here, “purr-fect”) complement to guacamole. After all, the sauce’s foundation of garlic, chili and lime are a natural match for the classic flavors of guacamole, and it’s scorpion pepper punch gives the dip wonderful complete-mouth burn that just begs you to eat more and more. We’ve kept our guacamole a bit smoother, with just a few chunks of veggies mixed throughout. But feel free to add more if you prefer more texture in yours.

Here’s what we did:


2 Hass avocados
1 clove of garlic, minced
3 tablespoons white onion, chopped
2 tablespoons tomato, chopped
2 tablespoons cilantro, chopped
2 tablespoons lime juice
salt to taste
pinch of sugar
1-4 tablespoons Fat Cat Chairman Meow’s Revenge (depending on desired heat level)


Split avocados in half. Discard central pit and scoop flesh into a large bowl.

Add garlic, onion, tomato, cilantro and lime juice to bowl and mash everything together using a potato masher or fork until well-mashed and well-incorporated.

Stir in 1 tablespoon of Fat Cat Chairman Meow’s Revenge sauce and pinch of sugar and taste for heat. For more heat, add one more tablespoon and taste again.

Note: Each tablespoon added will increase the heat quotient one level – 1 tablespoon for mild, 2 for medium, etc.

Taste for salt, adjusting as needed.

Garnish with chopped cilantro and serve with tortilla chips or pita chips.